added bsod, vinny random spam events

FemboyInstaller/FemboyInstaller.vdproj

@@ -22,13 +22,7 @@
         "Entry"
         {
         "MsmKey" = "8:_20E2146C791105F6934C30A65E1458CA"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_5909879E9BE44DDB371A14BD798CD400"
-        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        }
-        "Entry"
-        {
-        "MsmKey" = "8:_20E2146C791105F6934C30A65E1458CA"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_EBEE36C33EDCA5A5ABEBF8285F4E5150"
         "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
         }
         "Entry"
@@ -40,7 +34,13 @@
         "Entry"
         {
         "MsmKey" = "8:_20E2146C791105F6934C30A65E1458CA"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_5909879E9BE44DDB371A14BD798CD400"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_EBEE36C33EDCA5A5ABEBF8285F4E5150"
+        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        }
+        "Entry"
+        {
+        "MsmKey" = "8:_20E2146C791105F6934C30A65E1458CA"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
         "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
         }
         "Entry"
@@ -70,13 +70,13 @@
         "Entry"
         {
         "MsmKey" = "8:_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_F7884CBCC5F6D4C1E8E353172B9C0BA6"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_C7272BF4A9D24FD39D08ABB04570B03C"
         "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
         }
         "Entry"
         {
         "MsmKey" = "8:_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_C7272BF4A9D24FD39D08ABB04570B03C"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_F7884CBCC5F6D4C1E8E353172B9C0BA6"
         "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
         }
         "Entry"
@@ -136,31 +136,7 @@
         "Entry"
         {
         "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_C7272BF4A9D24FD39D08ABB04570B03C"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_EBEE36C33EDCA5A5ABEBF8285F4E5150"
-        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        }
-        "Entry"
-        {
-        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_502B38277AF62ED70F770D10BD1FD65A"
-        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        }
-        "Entry"
-        {
-        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_F7884CBCC5F6D4C1E8E353172B9C0BA6"
-        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        }
-        "Entry"
-        {
-        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_5909879E9BE44DDB371A14BD798CD400"
-        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        }
-        "Entry"
-        {
-        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
         "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
         }
         "Entry"
@@ -172,7 +148,31 @@
         "Entry"
         {
         "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
-        "OwnerKey" = "8:_EBEE36C33EDCA5A5ABEBF8285F4E5150"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
+        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        }
+        "Entry"
+        {
+        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_5909879E9BE44DDB371A14BD798CD400"
+        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        }
+        "Entry"
+        {
+        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_F7884CBCC5F6D4C1E8E353172B9C0BA6"
+        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        }
+        "Entry"
+        {
+        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_502B38277AF62ED70F770D10BD1FD65A"
+        "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        }
+        "Entry"
+        {
+        "MsmKey" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
+        "OwnerKey" = "8:_C7272BF4A9D24FD39D08ABB04570B03C"
         "MsmSig" = "8:_UNDEFINED"
         }
     }
@@ -230,6 +230,14 @@
         "PrivateKeyFile" = "8:"
         "TimeStampServer" = "8:"
         "InstallerBootstrapper" = "3:2"
+            "BootstrapperCfg:{63ACBE69-63AA-4F98-B2B6-99F9E24495F2}"
+            {
+            "Enabled" = "11:TRUE"
+            "PromptEnabled" = "11:TRUE"
+            "PrerequisitesLocation" = "2:1"
+            "Url" = "8:"
+            "ComponentsUrl" = "8:"
+            }
         }
     }
     "Deployable"
@@ -266,11 +274,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:AForge, Version=2.2.5.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=c1db6ff4eaa06aeb, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_20E2146C791105F6934C30A65E1458CA"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:AForge.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:AForge.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -297,11 +300,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:AForge.Imaging, Version=2.2.5.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=ba8ddea9676ca48b, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_46C8C60227CD93D9A3ADA497BA320E90"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:AForge.Imaging.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:AForge.Imaging.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -328,11 +326,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:Newtonsoft.Json, Version=9.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=30ad4fe6b2a6aeed, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_502B38277AF62ED70F770D10BD1FD65A"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:Newtonsoft.Json.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:Newtonsoft.Json.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -359,11 +352,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:AForge.Video, Version=2.2.5.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=cbfb6e07d173c401, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_54602D10025C6F6766454C8F6B75F417"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:AForge.Video.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:AForge.Video.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -390,11 +378,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:AForge.Controls, Version=2.2.5.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=a8ac264d1dc6b9d9, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_5909879E9BE44DDB371A14BD798CD400"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:AForge.Controls.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:AForge.Controls.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -481,11 +464,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:AForge.Math, Version=2.2.5.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=abba2e25397ee8c9, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_EBEE36C33EDCA5A5ABEBF8285F4E5150"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:AForge.Math.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:AForge.Math.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -512,11 +490,6 @@
             "AssemblyAsmDisplayName" = "8:AForge.Video.DirectShow, Version=2.2.5.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=61ea4348d43881b7, processorArchitecture=MSIL"
                 "ScatterAssemblies"
                 {
-                    "_F7884CBCC5F6D4C1E8E353172B9C0BA6"
-                    {
-                    "Name" = "8:AForge.Video.DirectShow.dll"
-                    "Attributes" = "3:512"
-                    }
                 }
             "SourcePath" = "8:AForge.Video.DirectShow.dll"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
@@ -625,15 +598,15 @@
         {
         "Name" = "8:Microsoft Visual Studio"
         "ProductName" = "8:FemboyWatchdog"
-        "ProductCode" = "8:{4560E035-D9FD-4A3E-AD0C-0C92F99B2AC7}"
+        "ProductCode" = "8:{75E1E013-157D-4EE1-98A4-AC33CB590ED8}"
-        "PackageCode" = "8:{7F6425A9-589D-4803-92D1-C7C5D2F61ED5}"
+        "PackageCode" = "8:{296803F3-755E-4162-B807-73CF6C07DBEB}"
         "UpgradeCode" = "8:{85E61D1C-4678-4F3E-898C-C62A75112C1A}"
         "AspNetVersion" = "8:4.0.30319.0"
         "RestartWWWService" = "11:FALSE"
         "RemovePreviousVersions" = "11:TRUE"
         "DetectNewerInstalledVersion" = "11:TRUE"
         "InstallAllUsers" = "11:TRUE"
-        "ProductVersion" = "8:0.3.0"
+        "ProductVersion" = "8:0.4.0"
         "Manufacturer" = "8:FemboyFinancial"
         "ARPHELPTELEPHONE" = "8:+1 (925) 765-8478"
         "ARPHELPLINK" = "8:http://ff.howfeed.biz/"
@@ -1161,7 +1134,7 @@
         {
             "{5259A561-127C-4D43-A0A1-72F10C7B3BF8}:_C7272BF4A9D24FD39D08ABB04570B03C"
             {
-            "SourcePath" = "8:..\\FemboyWatchdog\\obj\\x86\\Debug\\FemboyWatchdog.exe"
+            "SourcePath" = "8:..\\FemboyWatchdog\\obj\\x86\\Release\\FemboyWatchdog.exe"
             "TargetName" = "8:"
             "Tag" = "8:"
             "Folder" = "8:_B09D9E8F0A6E4508BA26694479354890"

FemboyWatchdog/BlueScreenSpam.Designer.cs

@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+namespace FemboyWatchdog
+{
+    partial class BlueScreenSpam
+    {
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Required designer variable.
+        /// </summary>
+        private System.ComponentModel.IContainer components = null;
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Clean up any resources being used.
+        /// </summary>
+        /// <param name="disposing">true if managed resources should be disposed; otherwise, false.</param>
+        protected override void Dispose(bool disposing)
+        {
+            if (disposing && (components != null))
+            {
+                components.Dispose();
+            }
+            base.Dispose(disposing);
+        }
+
+        #region Windows Form Designer generated code
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Required method for Designer support - do not modify
+        /// the contents of this method with the code editor.
+        /// </summary>
+        private void InitializeComponent()
+        {
+            this.pictureBox1 = new System.Windows.Forms.PictureBox();
+            ((System.ComponentModel.ISupportInitialize)(this.pictureBox1)).BeginInit();
+            this.SuspendLayout();
+            // 
+            // pictureBox1
+            // 
+            this.pictureBox1.Anchor = ((System.Windows.Forms.AnchorStyles)((((System.Windows.Forms.AnchorStyles.Top | System.Windows.Forms.AnchorStyles.Bottom)
+                        | System.Windows.Forms.AnchorStyles.Left)
+                        | System.Windows.Forms.AnchorStyles.Right)));
+            this.pictureBox1.Image = global::FemboyWatchdog.Properties.Resources.bsod;
+            this.pictureBox1.Location = new System.Drawing.Point(0, 0);
+            this.pictureBox1.Name = "pictureBox1";
+            this.pictureBox1.Size = new System.Drawing.Size(639, 478);
+            this.pictureBox1.SizeMode = System.Windows.Forms.PictureBoxSizeMode.Zoom;
+            this.pictureBox1.TabIndex = 0;
+            this.pictureBox1.TabStop = false;
+            this.pictureBox1.WaitOnLoad = true;
+            // 
+            // BlueScreenSpam
+            // 
+            this.AutoScaleDimensions = new System.Drawing.SizeF(6F, 13F);
+            this.AutoScaleMode = System.Windows.Forms.AutoScaleMode.Font;
+            this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.FromArgb(((int)(((byte)(0)))), ((int)(((byte)(120)))), ((int)(((byte)(215)))));
+            this.ClientSize = new System.Drawing.Size(1280, 720);
+            this.Controls.Add(this.pictureBox1);
+            this.FormBorderStyle = System.Windows.Forms.FormBorderStyle.None;
+            this.MaximizeBox = false;
+            this.MinimizeBox = false;
+            this.Name = "BlueScreenSpam";
+            this.ShowIcon = false;
+            this.ShowInTaskbar = false;
+            this.StartPosition = System.Windows.Forms.FormStartPosition.CenterScreen;
+            this.Text = "BlueScreenSpam";
+            this.TopMost = true;
+            this.WindowState = System.Windows.Forms.FormWindowState.Maximized;
+            this.Shown += new System.EventHandler(this.BlueScreenSpam_Shown);
+            ((System.ComponentModel.ISupportInitialize)(this.pictureBox1)).EndInit();
+            this.ResumeLayout(false);
+
+        }
+
+        #endregion
+
+        private System.Windows.Forms.PictureBox pictureBox1;
+
+    }
+}

FemboyWatchdog/BlueScreenSpam.cs

@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.ComponentModel;
+using System.Data;
+using System.Drawing;
+using System.Text;
+using System.Windows.Forms;
+
+namespace FemboyWatchdog
+{
+    public partial class BlueScreenSpam : Form
+    {
+        private Timer _t;
+
+        public BlueScreenSpam()
+        {
+            InitializeComponent();
+
+            Cursor.Hide();
+            pictureBox1.Size = new Size(Width, Height);
+
+            Random r = new Random();
+            if (r.Next(20) == 0)
+            {
+                pictureBox1.Image = global::FemboyWatchdog.Properties.Resources.monikabsod;
+            }
+
+            _t = new Timer();
+            _t.Interval = 5000;
+            _t.Tick += new EventHandler(_t_Tick);
+        }
+
+        private void _t_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
+        {
+            Dispose();
+        }
+
+        private void BlueScreenSpam_Shown(object sender, EventArgs e)
+        {
+            _t.Start();
+        }
+    }
+}

FemboyWatchdog/BlueScreenSpam.resx

@@ -0,0 +1,120 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
+<root>
+  <!-- 
+    Microsoft ResX Schema 
+    
+    Version 2.0
+    
+    The primary goals of this format is to allow a simple XML format 
+    that is mostly human readable. The generation and parsing of the 
+    various data types are done through the TypeConverter classes 
+    associated with the data types.
+    
+    Example:
+    
+    ... ado.net/XML headers & schema ...
+    <resheader name="resmimetype">text/microsoft-resx</resheader>
+    <resheader name="version">2.0</resheader>
+    <resheader name="reader">System.Resources.ResXResourceReader, System.Windows.Forms, ...</resheader>
+    <resheader name="writer">System.Resources.ResXResourceWriter, System.Windows.Forms, ...</resheader>
+    <data name="Name1"><value>this is my long string</value><comment>this is a comment</comment></data>
+    <data name="Color1" type="System.Drawing.Color, System.Drawing">Blue</data>
+    <data name="Bitmap1" mimetype="application/x-microsoft.net.object.binary.base64">
+        <value>[base64 mime encoded serialized .NET Framework object]</value>
+    </data>
+    <data name="Icon1" type="System.Drawing.Icon, System.Drawing" mimetype="application/x-microsoft.net.object.bytearray.base64">
+        <value>[base64 mime encoded string representing a byte array form of the .NET Framework object]</value>
+        <comment>This is a comment</comment>
+    </data>
+                
+    There are any number of "resheader" rows that contain simple 
+    name/value pairs.
+    
+    Each data row contains a name, and value. The row also contains a 
+    type or mimetype. Type corresponds to a .NET class that support 
+    text/value conversion through the TypeConverter architecture. 
+    Classes that don't support this are serialized and stored with the 
+    mimetype set.
+    
+    The mimetype is used for serialized objects, and tells the 
+    ResXResourceReader how to depersist the object. This is currently not 
+    extensible. For a given mimetype the value must be set accordingly:
+    
+    Note - application/x-microsoft.net.object.binary.base64 is the format 
+    that the ResXResourceWriter will generate, however the reader can 
+    read any of the formats listed below.
+    
+    mimetype: application/x-microsoft.net.object.binary.base64
+    value   : The object must be serialized with 
+            : System.Runtime.Serialization.Formatters.Binary.BinaryFormatter
+            : and then encoded with base64 encoding.
+    
+    mimetype: application/x-microsoft.net.object.soap.base64
+    value   : The object must be serialized with 
+            : System.Runtime.Serialization.Formatters.Soap.SoapFormatter
+            : and then encoded with base64 encoding.
+
+    mimetype: application/x-microsoft.net.object.bytearray.base64
+    value   : The object must be serialized into a byte array 
+            : using a System.ComponentModel.TypeConverter
+            : and then encoded with base64 encoding.
+    -->
+  <xsd:schema id="root" xmlns="" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:msdata="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:xml-msdata">
+    <xsd:import namespace="http://www.w3.org/XML/1998/namespace" />
+    <xsd:element name="root" msdata:IsDataSet="true">
+      <xsd:complexType>
+        <xsd:choice maxOccurs="unbounded">
+          <xsd:element name="metadata">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:sequence>
+                <xsd:element name="value" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" />
+              </xsd:sequence>
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" use="required" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="type" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="mimetype" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute ref="xml:space" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+          <xsd:element name="assembly">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:attribute name="alias" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" type="xsd:string" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+          <xsd:element name="data">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:sequence>
+                <xsd:element name="value" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" msdata:Ordinal="1" />
+                <xsd:element name="comment" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" msdata:Ordinal="2" />
+              </xsd:sequence>
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" type="xsd:string" use="required" msdata:Ordinal="1" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="type" type="xsd:string" msdata:Ordinal="3" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="mimetype" type="xsd:string" msdata:Ordinal="4" />
+              <xsd:attribute ref="xml:space" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+          <xsd:element name="resheader">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:sequence>
+                <xsd:element name="value" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" msdata:Ordinal="1" />
+              </xsd:sequence>
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" type="xsd:string" use="required" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+        </xsd:choice>
+      </xsd:complexType>
+    </xsd:element>
+  </xsd:schema>
+  <resheader name="resmimetype">
+    <value>text/microsoft-resx</value>
+  </resheader>
+  <resheader name="version">
+    <value>2.0</value>
+  </resheader>
+  <resheader name="reader">
+    <value>System.Resources.ResXResourceReader, System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089</value>
+  </resheader>
+  <resheader name="writer">
+    <value>System.Resources.ResXResourceWriter, System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089</value>
+  </resheader>
+</root>

FemboyWatchdog/FemboyWatchdog.csproj

@@ -96,6 +96,12 @@
     <Compile Include="AboutBox.Designer.cs">
       <DependentUpon>AboutBox.cs</DependentUpon>
     </Compile>
+    <Compile Include="BlueScreenSpam.cs">
+      <SubType>Form</SubType>
+    </Compile>
+    <Compile Include="BlueScreenSpam.Designer.cs">
+      <DependentUpon>BlueScreenSpam.cs</DependentUpon>
+    </Compile>
     <Compile Include="GlobalHooks.cs" />
     <Compile Include="LocationProvider.cs" />
     <Compile Include="MeetingNotification.cs">
@@ -114,15 +120,25 @@
     <Compile Include="Monitor.Designer.cs">
       <DependentUpon>Monitor.cs</DependentUpon>
     </Compile>
+    <Compile Include="SpamProvider.cs" />
     <Compile Include="Toolbar.cs">
       <SubType>Form</SubType>
     </Compile>
     <Compile Include="Toolbar.Designer.cs">
       <DependentUpon>Toolbar.cs</DependentUpon>
     </Compile>
+    <Compile Include="VinnySpam.cs">
+      <SubType>Form</SubType>
+    </Compile>
+    <Compile Include="VinnySpam.Designer.cs">
+      <DependentUpon>VinnySpam.cs</DependentUpon>
+    </Compile>
     <EmbeddedResource Include="AboutBox.resx">
       <DependentUpon>AboutBox.cs</DependentUpon>
     </EmbeddedResource>
+    <EmbeddedResource Include="BlueScreenSpam.resx">
+      <DependentUpon>BlueScreenSpam.cs</DependentUpon>
+    </EmbeddedResource>
     <EmbeddedResource Include="MeetingNotification.resx">
       <DependentUpon>MeetingNotification.cs</DependentUpon>
     </EmbeddedResource>
@@ -142,6 +158,9 @@
     <EmbeddedResource Include="Toolbar.resx">
       <DependentUpon>Toolbar.cs</DependentUpon>
     </EmbeddedResource>
+    <EmbeddedResource Include="VinnySpam.resx">
+      <DependentUpon>VinnySpam.cs</DependentUpon>
+    </EmbeddedResource>
     <None Include="app.config" />
     <None Include="packages.config" />
     <None Include="Properties\Settings.settings">
@@ -175,6 +194,8 @@
     <Content Include="media\beep.wav">
       <CopyToOutputDirectory>PreserveNewest</CopyToOutputDirectory>
     </Content>
+    <Content Include="media\monikabsod.png" />
+    <None Include="media\bsod.png" />
     <Content Include="media\klaxon.wav">
       <CopyToOutputDirectory>PreserveNewest</CopyToOutputDirectory>
     </Content>

FemboyWatchdog/GlobalHooks.cs

@@ -62,5 +62,14 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
 
         [DllImport("kernel32.dll", CharSet = CharSet.Auto, SetLastError = true)]
         public static extern IntPtr GetModuleHandle(string lpModuleName);
+
+        // For auto-closing windows
+        public const int WM_CLOSE = 0x0010;
+
+        [DllImport("user32.dll", SetLastError = true)]
+        public static extern IntPtr FindWindow(string lpClassName, string lpWindowName);
+
+        [DllImport("user32.dll", CharSet = CharSet.Auto)]
+        public static extern IntPtr SendMessage(IntPtr hWnd, UInt32 Msg, IntPtr wParam, IntPtr lParam);
     }
 }

FemboyWatchdog/Monitor.cs

@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
         private DateTime clockIn = DateTime.Now;
         
         private LocationProvider tracker;
+        private SpamProvider spammer;
 
         private FilterInfoCollection videoDevices;
         private VideoCaptureDevice videoDevice;
@@ -51,6 +52,7 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
             ss = new SpeechSynthesizer();
 
             tracker = new LocationProvider();
+            spammer = new SpamProvider();
 
             ttsTimer = new Timer();
             ttsTimer.Interval = 15000;

FemboyWatchdog/Properties/AssemblyInfo.cs

@@ -32,5 +32,5 @@ using System.Runtime.InteropServices;
 // You can specify all the values or you can default the Build and Revision Numbers 
 // by using the '*' as shown below:
 // [assembly: AssemblyVersion("1.0.*")]
-[assembly: AssemblyVersion("0.0.3.0")]
+[assembly: AssemblyVersion("0.0.4.0")]
-[assembly: AssemblyFileVersion("0.0.3.0")]
+[assembly: AssemblyFileVersion("0.0.4.0")]

FemboyWatchdog/Properties/Resources.Designer.cs

@@ -60,6 +60,16 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog.Properties {
             }
         }
         
+        /// <summary>
+        ///   Looks up a localized resource of type System.Drawing.Bitmap.
+        /// </summary>
+        internal static System.Drawing.Bitmap bsod {
+            get {
+                object obj = ResourceManager.GetObject("bsod", resourceCulture);
+                return ((System.Drawing.Bitmap)(obj));
+            }
+        }
+        
         /// <summary>
         ///   Looks up a localized resource of type System.Drawing.Bitmap.
         /// </summary>
@@ -69,5 +79,15 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog.Properties {
                 return ((System.Drawing.Bitmap)(obj));
             }
         }
+        
+        /// <summary>
+        ///   Looks up a localized resource of type System.Drawing.Bitmap.
+        /// </summary>
+        internal static System.Drawing.Bitmap monikabsod {
+            get {
+                object obj = ResourceManager.GetObject("monikabsod", resourceCulture);
+                return ((System.Drawing.Bitmap)(obj));
+            }
+        }
     }
 }

FemboyWatchdog/Properties/Resources.resx

@@ -117,8 +117,15 @@
   <resheader name="writer">
     <value>System.Resources.ResXResourceWriter, System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089</value>
   </resheader>
-  <assembly alias="System.Windows.Forms" name="System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089" />
+  <assembly alias="System.Windows.Forms" name="System.Windows.Forms, Version=4.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089" />
   <data name="ff" type="System.Resources.ResXFileRef, System.Windows.Forms">
     <value>..\Resources\ff.png;System.Drawing.Bitmap, System.Drawing, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a</value>
   </data>
+  <data name="bsod" type="System.Resources.ResXFileRef, System.Windows.Forms">
+    <value>..\media\bsod.png;System.Drawing.Bitmap, System.Drawing, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a</value>
+  </data>
+  <assembly alias="System.Windows.Forms" name="System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089" />
+  <data name="monikabsod" type="System.Resources.ResXFileRef, System.Windows.Forms">
+    <value>..\media\monikabsod.png;System.Drawing.Bitmap, System.Drawing, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a</value>
+  </data>
 </root>

FemboyWatchdog/SpamProvider.cs

@@ -0,0 +1,62 @@
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Reflection;
+using System.Text;
+using System.Windows.Forms;
+
+namespace FemboyWatchdog
+{
+    class SpamProvider
+    {
+        private Timer _nextSpam;
+        private Random _random;
+        private List<MethodInfo> _spamCallbacks;
+        
+        // between 2-10 minutes
+        private const int MIN_DELAY = 120000;
+        private const int MAX_DELAY = 600000;
+
+        public SpamProvider()
+        {
+            _random = new Random();
+            _nextSpam = new Timer();
+            _nextSpam.Interval = _random.Next(MIN_DELAY, MAX_DELAY);
+            _nextSpam.Tick += new EventHandler(_nextSpam_Tick);
+            _nextSpam.Start();
+
+            _spamCallbacks = new List<MethodInfo>();
+            foreach (MethodInfo method in typeof(SpamProvider).GetMethods())
+            {
+                if (method.Name.StartsWith("SpamCallback_"))
+                    _spamCallbacks.Add(method);
+            }
+        }
+
+        private void _nextSpam_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
+        {
+            _nextSpam.Interval = _random.Next(MIN_DELAY, MAX_DELAY);
+            MethodInfo chosenAction = _spamCallbacks[_random.Next(_spamCallbacks.Count)];
+            chosenAction.Invoke(this, null);
+        }
+
+        public void SpamCallback_Vinny()
+        {
+            int count = _random.Next(20);
+            List<Form> vinnies = new List<Form>();
+            for (int i = 0; i < count; ++i)
+            {
+                Form vinny = new VinnySpam();
+                vinnies.Add(vinny);
+                vinny.Show();
+            }
+        }
+
+        public void SpamCallback_BSOD()
+        {
+            // yes, this is supposed to block
+            System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
+            Form bsod = new BlueScreenSpam();
+            bsod.Show();
+        }
+    }
+}

FemboyWatchdog/VinnySpam.Designer.cs

@@ -0,0 +1,98 @@
+namespace FemboyWatchdog
+{
+    partial class VinnySpam
+    {
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Required designer variable.
+        /// </summary>
+        private System.ComponentModel.IContainer components = null;
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Clean up any resources being used.
+        /// </summary>
+        /// <param name="disposing">true if managed resources should be disposed; otherwise, false.</param>
+        protected override void Dispose(bool disposing)
+        {
+            if (disposing && (components != null))
+            {
+                components.Dispose();
+            }
+            base.Dispose(disposing);
+        }
+
+        #region Windows Form Designer generated code
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Required method for Designer support - do not modify
+        /// the contents of this method with the code editor.
+        /// </summary>
+        private void InitializeComponent()
+        {
+            this.label1 = new System.Windows.Forms.Label();
+            this.panel1 = new System.Windows.Forms.Panel();
+            this.button1 = new System.Windows.Forms.Button();
+            this.panel1.SuspendLayout();
+            this.SuspendLayout();
+            // 
+            // label1
+            // 
+            this.label1.AutoSize = true;
+            this.label1.Font = new System.Drawing.Font("Segoe UI", 9F, System.Drawing.FontStyle.Regular, System.Drawing.GraphicsUnit.Point, ((byte)(0)));
+            this.label1.Location = new System.Drawing.Point(12, 18);
+            this.label1.Name = "label1";
+            this.label1.Size = new System.Drawing.Size(36, 15);
+            this.label1.TabIndex = 0;
+            this.label1.Text = "vinny";
+            // 
+            // panel1
+            // 
+            this.panel1.BackColor = System.Drawing.SystemColors.Control;
+            this.panel1.Controls.Add(this.button1);
+            this.panel1.Location = new System.Drawing.Point(0, 50);
+            this.panel1.Margin = new System.Windows.Forms.Padding(0);
+            this.panel1.Name = "panel1";
+            this.panel1.Size = new System.Drawing.Size(250, 50);
+            this.panel1.TabIndex = 1;
+            // 
+            // button1
+            // 
+            this.button1.Font = new System.Drawing.Font("Segoe UI", 9F, System.Drawing.FontStyle.Regular, System.Drawing.GraphicsUnit.Point, ((byte)(0)));
+            this.button1.Location = new System.Drawing.Point(157, 10);
+            this.button1.Name = "button1";
+            this.button1.Size = new System.Drawing.Size(75, 23);
+            this.button1.TabIndex = 0;
+            this.button1.Text = "OK";
+            this.button1.UseVisualStyleBackColor = true;
+            this.button1.Click += new System.EventHandler(this.button1_Click);
+            // 
+            // VinnySpam
+            // 
+            this.AutoScaleDimensions = new System.Drawing.SizeF(6F, 13F);
+            this.AutoScaleMode = System.Windows.Forms.AutoScaleMode.Font;
+            this.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.White;
+            this.ClientSize = new System.Drawing.Size(244, 92);
+            this.Controls.Add(this.panel1);
+            this.Controls.Add(this.label1);
+            this.FormBorderStyle = System.Windows.Forms.FormBorderStyle.FixedSingle;
+            this.MaximizeBox = false;
+            this.MinimizeBox = false;
+            this.Name = "VinnySpam";
+            this.ShowIcon = false;
+            this.ShowInTaskbar = false;
+            this.SizeGripStyle = System.Windows.Forms.SizeGripStyle.Hide;
+            this.Text = "vinny";
+            this.TopMost = true;
+            this.Shown += new System.EventHandler(this.VinnySpam_Shown);
+            this.panel1.ResumeLayout(false);
+            this.ResumeLayout(false);
+            this.PerformLayout();
+
+        }
+
+        #endregion
+
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Label label1;
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Panel panel1;
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Button button1;
+    }
+}

FemboyWatchdog/VinnySpam.cs

@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.ComponentModel;
+using System.Data;
+using System.Drawing;
+using System.Text;
+using System.Threading;
+using System.Windows.Forms;
+
+namespace FemboyWatchdog
+{
+    public partial class VinnySpam : Form
+    {
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Timer _t;
+
+        public VinnySpam()
+        {
+            InitializeComponent();
+
+            _t = new System.Windows.Forms.Timer();
+            _t.Interval = 500;
+            _t.Tick += new EventHandler(_t_Tick);
+        }
+
+        private void button1_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
+        {
+            Close();
+        }
+
+        private void VinnySpam_Shown(object sender, EventArgs e)
+        {
+            _t.Start();
+        }
+
+        private void _t_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
+        {
+            // vinny bye bye
+            Dispose();
+        }
+    }
+}

FemboyWatchdog/VinnySpam.resx

@@ -0,0 +1,120 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
+<root>
+  <!-- 
+    Microsoft ResX Schema 
+    
+    Version 2.0
+    
+    The primary goals of this format is to allow a simple XML format 
+    that is mostly human readable. The generation and parsing of the 
+    various data types are done through the TypeConverter classes 
+    associated with the data types.
+    
+    Example:
+    
+    ... ado.net/XML headers & schema ...
+    <resheader name="resmimetype">text/microsoft-resx</resheader>
+    <resheader name="version">2.0</resheader>
+    <resheader name="reader">System.Resources.ResXResourceReader, System.Windows.Forms, ...</resheader>
+    <resheader name="writer">System.Resources.ResXResourceWriter, System.Windows.Forms, ...</resheader>
+    <data name="Name1"><value>this is my long string</value><comment>this is a comment</comment></data>
+    <data name="Color1" type="System.Drawing.Color, System.Drawing">Blue</data>
+    <data name="Bitmap1" mimetype="application/x-microsoft.net.object.binary.base64">
+        <value>[base64 mime encoded serialized .NET Framework object]</value>
+    </data>
+    <data name="Icon1" type="System.Drawing.Icon, System.Drawing" mimetype="application/x-microsoft.net.object.bytearray.base64">
+        <value>[base64 mime encoded string representing a byte array form of the .NET Framework object]</value>
+        <comment>This is a comment</comment>
+    </data>
+                
+    There are any number of "resheader" rows that contain simple 
+    name/value pairs.
+    
+    Each data row contains a name, and value. The row also contains a 
+    type or mimetype. Type corresponds to a .NET class that support 
+    text/value conversion through the TypeConverter architecture. 
+    Classes that don't support this are serialized and stored with the 
+    mimetype set.
+    
+    The mimetype is used for serialized objects, and tells the 
+    ResXResourceReader how to depersist the object. This is currently not 
+    extensible. For a given mimetype the value must be set accordingly:
+    
+    Note - application/x-microsoft.net.object.binary.base64 is the format 
+    that the ResXResourceWriter will generate, however the reader can 
+    read any of the formats listed below.
+    
+    mimetype: application/x-microsoft.net.object.binary.base64
+    value   : The object must be serialized with 
+            : System.Runtime.Serialization.Formatters.Binary.BinaryFormatter
+            : and then encoded with base64 encoding.
+    
+    mimetype: application/x-microsoft.net.object.soap.base64
+    value   : The object must be serialized with 
+            : System.Runtime.Serialization.Formatters.Soap.SoapFormatter
+            : and then encoded with base64 encoding.
+
+    mimetype: application/x-microsoft.net.object.bytearray.base64
+    value   : The object must be serialized into a byte array 
+            : using a System.ComponentModel.TypeConverter
+            : and then encoded with base64 encoding.
+    -->
+  <xsd:schema id="root" xmlns="" xmlns:xsd="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema" xmlns:msdata="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:xml-msdata">
+    <xsd:import namespace="http://www.w3.org/XML/1998/namespace" />
+    <xsd:element name="root" msdata:IsDataSet="true">
+      <xsd:complexType>
+        <xsd:choice maxOccurs="unbounded">
+          <xsd:element name="metadata">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:sequence>
+                <xsd:element name="value" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" />
+              </xsd:sequence>
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" use="required" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="type" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="mimetype" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute ref="xml:space" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+          <xsd:element name="assembly">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:attribute name="alias" type="xsd:string" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" type="xsd:string" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+          <xsd:element name="data">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:sequence>
+                <xsd:element name="value" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" msdata:Ordinal="1" />
+                <xsd:element name="comment" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" msdata:Ordinal="2" />
+              </xsd:sequence>
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" type="xsd:string" use="required" msdata:Ordinal="1" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="type" type="xsd:string" msdata:Ordinal="3" />
+              <xsd:attribute name="mimetype" type="xsd:string" msdata:Ordinal="4" />
+              <xsd:attribute ref="xml:space" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+          <xsd:element name="resheader">
+            <xsd:complexType>
+              <xsd:sequence>
+                <xsd:element name="value" type="xsd:string" minOccurs="0" msdata:Ordinal="1" />
+              </xsd:sequence>
+              <xsd:attribute name="name" type="xsd:string" use="required" />
+            </xsd:complexType>
+          </xsd:element>
+        </xsd:choice>
+      </xsd:complexType>
+    </xsd:element>
+  </xsd:schema>
+  <resheader name="resmimetype">
+    <value>text/microsoft-resx</value>
+  </resheader>
+  <resheader name="version">
+    <value>2.0</value>
+  </resheader>
+  <resheader name="reader">
+    <value>System.Resources.ResXResourceReader, System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089</value>
+  </resheader>
+  <resheader name="writer">
+    <value>System.Resources.ResXResourceWriter, System.Windows.Forms, Version=2.0.0.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b77a5c561934e089</value>
+  </resheader>
+</root>