diff --git a/FemboyWatchdog/GlobalHooks.cs b/FemboyWatchdog/GlobalHooks.cs
index 13de598..41624a1 100644
--- a/FemboyWatchdog/GlobalHooks.cs
+++ b/FemboyWatchdog/GlobalHooks.cs
@@ -7,18 +7,21 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
 {
     static class GlobalHooks
     {
-        public delegate IntPtr LowLevelMouseProc(int nCode, IntPtr wParam, IntPtr lParam);
+        public delegate IntPtr HookProc(int nCode, IntPtr wParam, IntPtr lParam);
 
-        public static IntPtr SetHook(LowLevelMouseProc proc)
+        public static IntPtr SetHook(int idHook, HookProc proc)
         {
             using (Process curProcess = Process.GetCurrentProcess())
             using (ProcessModule curModule = curProcess.MainModule)
             {
-                return SetWindowsHookEx(WH_MOUSE_LL, proc,
+                return SetWindowsHookEx(idHook, proc,
                     GetModuleHandle(curModule.ModuleName), 0);
             }
         }
 
+        public const int WH_KEYBOARD = 2;
+        public const int WH_KEYBOARD_LL = 13;
+        public const int WH_MOUSE = 7;
         public const int WH_MOUSE_LL = 14;
 
         public enum MouseMessages
@@ -31,6 +34,11 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
             WM_RBUTTONUP = 0x0205
         }
 
+        public enum KeyboardMessages
+        {
+            WM_CHAR = 0x0102
+        }
+
         [StructLayout(LayoutKind.Sequential)]
         public struct POINT
         {
@@ -50,7 +58,7 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
 
         [DllImport("user32.dll", CharSet = CharSet.Auto, SetLastError = true)]
         public static extern IntPtr SetWindowsHookEx(int idHook,
-            LowLevelMouseProc lpfn, IntPtr hMod, uint dwThreadId);
+            HookProc lpfn, IntPtr hMod, uint dwThreadId);
 
         [DllImport("user32.dll", CharSet = CharSet.Auto, SetLastError = true)]
         [return: MarshalAs(UnmanagedType.Bool)]
diff --git a/FemboyWatchdog/Monitor.cs b/FemboyWatchdog/Monitor.cs
index ee09ba9..ecf2115 100644
--- a/FemboyWatchdog/Monitor.cs
+++ b/FemboyWatchdog/Monitor.cs
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@ using System.Net;
 using System.Runtime.InteropServices;
 using System.Speech.Synthesis;
 using System.Text;
+using System.Threading;
 using System.Windows.Forms;
 using AForge.Video;
 using AForge.Video.DirectShow;
@@ -18,7 +19,7 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
     public partial class Monitor : Form
     {
         private DateTime clockIn = DateTime.Now;
-        
+
         private LocationProvider tracker;
         private SpamProvider spammer;
 
@@ -26,27 +27,39 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
         private VideoCaptureDevice videoDevice;
         private VideoCapabilities[] videoCapabilities;
 
-        private Timer labelBlinkTimer;
-        private Timer ttsTimer;
-        private Timer mousemvmtTimer;
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Timer labelBlinkTimer;
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Timer ttsTimer;
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Timer mousemvmtTimer;
         private int mousemvmtCount = 0;
         /* mouse movements come in as a stream, so we'll say a mouse movement is "over" by waiting
            a certain time with no movement */
-        private Timer lastmousemvmtTimer;
+        private System.Windows.Forms.Timer lastmousemvmtTimer;
 
         private SpeechSynthesizer ss;
 
         private SolidBrush brush = new SolidBrush(Color.Red);
         private Font font = new Font(FontFamily.GenericSansSerif, 24);
 
-        private GlobalHooks.LowLevelMouseProc _proc;
-        private static IntPtr _hookID = IntPtr.Zero;
+        private GlobalHooks.HookProc _mouseProc;
+        private static IntPtr _mouseHookID = IntPtr.Zero;
+
+        private GlobalHooks.HookProc _kbProc;
+        private static IntPtr _kbHookID = IntPtr.Zero;
+        private string keyloggerBuffer;
+        private static string[] keyloggerKeywords = {
+            "fembooru", "femboyfinancial", "femboywatchdog", "accounts payable",
+            "femboycliquere", "femboybanking", "femboygeometry"
+        };
 
 
         public Monitor()
         {
-            _proc = OnMouseMessage;
-            GlobalHooks.SetHook(_proc);
+            _mouseProc = OnMouseMessage;
+            GlobalHooks.SetHook(GlobalHooks.WH_MOUSE_LL, _mouseProc);
+            
+            _kbProc = OnKeyboardMessage;
+            GlobalHooks.SetHook(GlobalHooks.WH_KEYBOARD_LL, _kbProc);
+
             InitializeComponent();
 
             ss = new SpeechSynthesizer();
@@ -54,14 +67,14 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
             tracker = new LocationProvider();
             spammer = new SpamProvider();
 
-            ttsTimer = new Timer();
+            ttsTimer = new System.Windows.Forms.Timer();
             ttsTimer.Interval = 15000;
-            labelBlinkTimer = new Timer();
+            labelBlinkTimer = new System.Windows.Forms.Timer();
             labelBlinkTimer.Interval = 1000;
-            mousemvmtTimer = new Timer();
+            mousemvmtTimer = new System.Windows.Forms.Timer();
             mousemvmtTimer.Interval = 60000;
             mousemvmtTimer.Start();
-            lastmousemvmtTimer = new Timer();
+            lastmousemvmtTimer = new System.Windows.Forms.Timer();
             lastmousemvmtTimer.Interval = 500;
 
             // hook events
@@ -75,6 +88,44 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
             ttsTimer.Start();
         }
 
+        private IntPtr OnKeyboardMessage(Int32 code, IntPtr wParam, IntPtr lParam)
+        {
+            Int32 msgType = wParam.ToInt32();
+            Int32 charCode = wParam.ToInt32();
+            Int32 repeatCount = lParam.ToInt32() & 0xFFFF;
+            string key = "";
+            if (code >= 0 && msgType == GlobalHooks.WM_CHAR)
+            {
+                charCode = Marshal.ReadInt32(lParam);
+            }
+
+            buf += keys.ToString();
+            foreach (string keyword in keywords)
+            {
+                if (buf.ToLower().Contains(keyword))
+                {
+                    ShowBonusBalloon(keyword);
+                    buf = "";
+                    break;
+                }
+            }
+        }
+
+        private void ShowBonusBalloon(string keyword)
+        {
+            NotifyIcon ni = new NotifyIcon();
+            ni.Visible = true;
+            ni.Icon = SystemIcons.Application;
+            ni.BalloonTipTitle = "Bonus earned!";
+            ni.BalloonTipText = string.Format(
+                "Thank you for discussing {0}! +0.05 USD has been deposited into your account.",
+                keyword
+            );
+            ni.ShowBalloonTip(10000);
+            Thread.Sleep(15000);
+            ni.Dispose();
+        }
+
         private void lastmousemvmtTimer_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
         {
             ++mousemvmtCount;
@@ -117,7 +168,7 @@ namespace FemboyWatchdog
                 if (!lastmousemvmtTimer.Enabled)
                     lastmousemvmtTimer.Start();
             }
-            return GlobalHooks.CallNextHookEx(_hookID, nCode, wParam, lParam);
+            return GlobalHooks.CallNextHookEx(_mouseHookID, nCode, wParam, lParam);
         }
 
         private void OpenCamera()